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Watch weh yuh wuk before yuh wuk up trouble!
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News- Dem boys hear a good one from inside de maternity ward. Four man was in de hospital waiting fuh hear how much mouth dem gon got to feed. All of dem nervous like man who owe GRA.
De nurse walk in and tell de first man, “Congrats! Yuh getting twins!” De man smile wide like he win lotto and seh, “Da’s a big coincidence! I wuk at Twin Cab Company!” Dem boys seh he already planning two baby car seats and two matching bottle warmers.
She turn to de second man and seh, “Congrats! Yuh getting triplets!” De man nearly faint but manage fuh seh, “Well wha yuh know! I wuk at 3D Company!” Dem boys seh he start doing maths fuh see if baby milk got discount in bulk.
De nurse look at de third man and seh, “Congrats! Yuh getting quadruplets!” De man nearly run out, but pause and seh, “Well this real strange—I does wuk at Four Seasons Hotel.” He done already call HR fuh see if baby bonus include hotel towels and room service.
But de fourth man? He holding he head and beating it against de wall like if spirit tek over. De nurse seh, “Sir, what happen to you?”
De man holler, “Ow lawd! I wuk at 7-UP!”
Dem boys seh dem nurse run fuh bring he oxygen and panadol one time.
So dem boys seh, be careful where yuh wuk… ‘Cause if this coincidence thing real, yuh might end up wid more pickney than salary.
And if yuh wuk at Century21 or Eleven Eleven Restaurant, just start stocking up on pampers from now!
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