Donald joke need changing, and Granger fuh bus tours

Apr 14, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

A group of foreign observers already come to Guyana fuh monitor de elections in May. Dem going to all de political meetings and rallies that dem parties holding east, west, north and south.
Dem been to Bartica and then dem go to Linden over de weekend. At Bartica, Donald crack a joke and everybody laugh like crazy.
After a moment he crack de same joke again, this time less people laughed. He crack de same joke again and again still nobody in de crowd laugh.
That was when he smile and seh, “You can’t laugh at de same joke again and again, suh why you keep crying over de same thing over and over again?”
Dem observers seh that this is a smart man. One of dem tun and seh Time decides who you meet in your life. Another seh your heart decides who you want in your life. De third one seh your behaviour will decide who will stay in your life.
Another observer seh he see enough already on de political platform that will make plenty of dem get old and lonely.
De observer remember groups of Canadians, British and Chinese were traveling by tour bus through Guyana. As they stopped at Jagdeo and Babbie factory pun de East Bank, a guide name Brazzy led them through the process of pharmaceutical making, explaining that goat’s milk was used to make a special tablet.
Brazzy showed the group a lovely pasture in Better Hope where many goats were grazing.
These,’ he explained, ‘are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.’
Brazzy then asked, ‘What do you do in Britain, Canada and China with your old goats?’
A frisky old man name Rohee who remind everybody of all dem presidential candidates turn and seh, ‘Dem does send we pun f***ing bus tours!’
Talk half and wish dem two old brutes victory.

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