Dem boys seh...Donald need a pacifier

Dem boys seh…Donald need a pacifier

Feb 07, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Every time Donald talking these days he crying and complaining. For years dem boys talk bout de substandard wuk dem contractors does do. He know that before he tun president, and he use to complain to dem boys. Now he tun president, he still complaining.
In fact, this thing get worse. He not only complaining; he singing de same tune that he use to sing before, and now he tun president he crying how sand does disappear, how road not build properly, how drugs does throw away.
Dem boys gun enter he fuh de upcoming calypso competition wheh he gun sing as de ‘Mighty Complainer.’ He gun deh next to Ah Kneel who gun be holding de mike on de truck, de same way how he does hold de mike fuh Donald at Sleep Out.
Dem boys seh that is time he Donald stop this sand dancing and crying like a baby. He must get down to de business of de country.
Dem boys and de whole nation want you step up to de plate and do de wuk and do it right. Kick way de Rat; do it your way. Start clean up de place and don’t complain. Deal wid dem kantractahs and kak tractahs.
De nation fed up wid de complaining. As de commander in chief you can’t behave suh dem foreign country and even de local school children wouldn’t have respect fuh you.
De boys don’t believe that you got de Rat pulling de string on to now. You ain’t no puppet, and if you is one, dem boys want give you a pacifier fuh put wheh you want put it.
De people of de country upset and dem boys more upset, because dem think dem know you better than that. Ali Baba and de same 40 chores he had holding you back.
Wake up, get up, stand up. Do it not fuh yuhself, but fuh de people of this country. How else you gun win back you majority in de parliament.
Start tekking action wid de weather man. This is a man who tell de nation, yesterday, that massive rainstorm gun hit Guyana and cause massive flash floods and all de schools should shut down. Late, late in de night when people should be sleeping, he got dem putting sandbag in front dem door. Next day sun hot, hot, hot, and dem got to move de sandbag in that same hot sun.
Fire that mother ———g man for a start. Then right away, as soon as you hang up de phone, dial Rob de Earth and give he de marching orders, because he is de one who hire de weather man when he was Agri Minister. Fire LesLee, too, in de same breath. He continuing de nonsense and de lawlessness.
Talk half and wait fuh rain and sun.