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Dec 17, 2025 Features / Columnists, Peeping Tom
(Kaieteur News) – There are moments in public life when the law finds itself undone not by wicked villains or loopholes, but by a single misguided sentence. In this case, that sentence was: “We have to touch you to arrest you.” At which point the law sighed deeply, adjusted its spectacles and wondered how it had come to this.
Let us set the scene. A woman is alleged—note the deliciously non-committal word alleged—to have committed an offence. Not one considered indictable or serious. Not rape, not murder, not manslaughter, not for possessing drugs or firearms. For a lesser offence.
Days passed. Time, that great healer and even greater complicator, strolls on. Then the police arrived at her home, that sacred domestic fortress where one is entitled to boil kettles, argue with relatives, and not be arrested without proper authority.
The woman a little theatrical, says, “Don’t touch me, I coming out.” This is not the cry of resistance. This is the language of compliance, submission, and a perfectly sensible desire not to be pawed by someone with a fondness for handcuffs.
Enter, supposedly two police officers, one of whom confidently, and entirely incorrectly—that touching is required to effect an arrest. And touch they do. At this point, the legal questions pop up.
In the sober, unfunny world of law (which we are about to mock mercilessly), the answer depends on the nature of the offence. If the offence is minor—damage to property, say—and not committed in the officer’s presence, the law tends to frown upon spontaneous, arrests without a warrant. Indeed, the law doesn’t merely frown; it clears its throat, taps the rulebook, and says, “Apply to a magistrate like everyone else.”
A warrant exists for a reason. It is the law’s way of saying, “I have thought about this and agree it is necessary.” Without it, an arrest days after an alleged offence begins to look less like law enforcement and more like an unsolicited home visit.
So yes, in most such cases, a warrant would be required. Or at the very least, a summons, which is the law’s polite invitation rather than its grabby handshake.
After all, the home is the occupants’ castle. It is the place where the law removes its shoes and asks permission before entering. At common law, police cannot simply stroll into a home to make an arrest without a warrant unless something urgent is afoot: a fleeing suspect, a screaming emergency, or a breach of the peace so immediate it cannot wait for paperwork. Or unless the laws provide for this to be done as is the case with our narcotics and firearms laws.
None of that appears to be present here. No hot pursuit. No smoke, fire, or flying crockery, no firearms, no narcotics. It appeared to be merely a case of a woman, a private bedroom and a police theory about the necessity of touching.
Now here is the key point that seems to have been misplaced in someone’s training manual: consent matters. When the woman said, “I coming out,” she effectively granted cooperation. She did not invite them in, mind you—but she removed the need for force, drama, or tactile enthusiasm.
Once she submits to authority, the arrest, legally speaking, is complete. No touching required. No ceremonial laying on of hands. The law is not a game of tag.
Touching is only necessary when someone resists, flees, or behaves like a contestant on an obstacle course. To insist on touching someone who is already complying is rather like insisting on pushing someone through a door they are already walking through.
The misunderstanding lies in confusing physical custody with legal arrest. The law does not demand fingerprints, forearms, or elbows to validate an arrest. Words plus submission will do nicely. Anything more is garnish—and sometimes, unlawful garnish at that.
Worse still, touching a person inside her home without a warrant, when she has already agreed to come out, raises the awkward possibility that the arrest was not merely unnecessary, but unlawful. The law, at this point, begins to cough discreetly and look for an exit.
Police authority is not strengthened by unnecessary touching, nor is legality improved by confidently stated nonsense. The law prefers calm, warrants, clear words, and restraint—both legal and physical.
In short, a warrant was likely required. Arresting someone at home without one is tightly restricted. And no, touching is not a magical legal ingredient.
The law does not work by fingertips. It works by principles. And it expects those principles to be understood before action is taken, preferably without grabbing anyone in the hallway.
(The views expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this newspaper.)
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