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Maduro zigging and Jagdeo zagging

Jul 18, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De other day when dem boys open de papers dem see a story in de Waterfalls paper that mek dem shake dem head. De story was that de administration send de Number Two man at de Guyana Revenue Authority packing. Wha dem boys didn’t know was that some people get vex wid de report.
One of dem get so vex that he write a letter to de Waterfalls paper complaining how de man didn’t get send packing. Well dem sorry that dem mek a mistake. Is true that nobody send de man packing. Sealey was packing and when he done then he get sent.
Dem got some others who get sent. De one who was wukking at de Hospital was de man who use to mek sure that Babbie get he cheque whenever he supply drugs. Even when he ain’t supply drugs eh still use to get he cheques.
Well dem people who tek over hear and somebody tip off de Pee Ess suh he and all start packing. He get sent yesterday.
De voters did send Jagdeo and he kavakamites packing. Then dem tek way all de cars he had and remove some of he security guards. But de man still believe that he is president because when de rain fall de other day he come out and he start a walkabout. He claim how he visiting de affected areas.
Dem boys seh that wha really happen was that since de government cut he light and water bill he conserving pun water. He tek de opportunity to get a bath and he didn’t have to pay fuh water.
Then he decide to mek speech. De man announce that de government which he call de opposition, seh that he is back. “I never left. You-all think I gun go away wid you-all money?”
He seh how people done talking how he thief when he only tek. But anything he tek is just fuh safekeeping. That is wha he seh.
Well dem boys want to know if Maduro want Venezuela fuh safekeeping too. He seh that he want Essequibo and but he only dancing pun one side because piece of de same Essequibo that he want Brazil done tek.
Monkey know which limb to jump on. Maduro ain’t claiming de piece that Brazil get. And that piece deh in de same Essequibo.
Talk half and watch how Maduro and Jagdeo dancing while Soulja Bai sulking.

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