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Dem boys seh…Donald ain’t no politician

Apr 13, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Is not an easy thing when you got to find money and at de same time guard against all dem people who want money. And de government people got it bad. At de Chronicle de government try fuh get somebody good after de woman carry some story bout Jagdeo and he leading de party.
Dem search and couldn’t find people suh dem tek a man from Hen See Hen. From de time he land is trouble because he meet a woman who know he. De first morning she remind he that is she birthday. He give she a raise.
By de Saturday dem boys hear he holler that is whole week she telling he bout she birthday. She remind he that a woman got to use tricks to live.
De man pun Essequibo Coast got to deal wid all de tricks from Transport. He truck drive overboard and transport telling he that it ain’t know nutten bout no truck. De man claim that de truck been pun de Transport boat but even that de people denying.
Now dem using tricks to get de truck from de river. Is sheer politicians dem had to ship down to de coast because once you got politicians you got tricks.
Is de politicians who know bout all de tricks. And that is de job that attracting everybody. Kwame lef wha he use to do to become a politician. Odinga tun a politician and even Ash Knee tun a politician. After de budget debate some children decide that dem and all want to become politician but Donald tell dem that it got a age limit.
One schoolboy ask bout de criteria. Donald ask he if he circumcise and de boy seh yes. Immediately Donald tell he that he can’t be a politician. Of course de boy didn’t understand suh he go to de Waterfalls paper and he ask de boss man fuh explain wha Donald mean.
De boss man whisper something and de boy tek a step back. All who circumcise can’t be a politician because a politician got to be a complete prick.
Talk half and swear to high heavens that Donald ain’t circumcise because he ain’t no politician.

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