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Dem boys seh…Robeson only got hammer, not cutting torch

Oct 18, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

Dem got a old saying, whatever yuh do in de dark does come to light one day. In this case, is only couple day and de story done come out.
Some people go to Trinidad and dem see a old boat that use to fetch people between Trinidad and Tobago.
Dem decide to buy it because when dem do de Maths de answer tell dem that dem gun mek money just under US$100,000 in profit. But fuh mek that money dem woulda have to chop up de boat, put it in container, and sell it to America.
But a pastor come wid a different plan. He decide to sell de boat because he seh know that de party wha he belong to does buy anything at hefty prices.
Old people got a saying, ‘no tricks no living.’ And de pastor know that more than anybody else. He is de one who hatch de plan to sell de old boat to Robeson. He is a reverend who deh in parliament, but he is not a bishop.
When he carry de plan to Robeson he mek de thing look like if Robeson gun cut up de boat. But Benn tell de pastor and he friends that he only got hammer; that he ain’t got cutting torch.
Then dem tell Benn that dem can sell him de hull for US$1 million and he can use de hull pun Malali.
Dem boys seh that Robeson admit that he get a proposal, but he don’t want to discuss it because he might have to tell de pastor and he friends how dem mother mek dem.
He tell dem boys that he does only operate pun land wid he haffa hammer. Nobody ever find he using de haffa hammer pun water. Nobody also never see he use a cutting torch anyway, much less pun water.
And joke a joke but dem boys also got a message fuh de Rat. Dem know wha else he and he kavakamites dem planning .
Talk half and find a new plan fuh de scrap boat.

 

 

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