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Dem boys seh – Freeness causing problems

May 23, 2008 Dem Boys Seh

Everything get suh dear that people decide that is time dem help demself. One man tell dem boys that de best thing in life is free suh he decide that he ain’t tekking on, that he gun pick things that he neighbour plant and when de police hold he, he gun claim how he is a citizen of de country and that he entitled to the fruits of de land.

He forget that de other day when he friend adopt de same policy he end up in front de magistrate and now he enjoying free food and shelter in jail.

De same friend had a girlfriend who had de same concept suh she walk in Guyana Stores and help sheself. Well that mek nuff of de neighbours know that she does shoplift. One of dem same neighbours walk in de store and see de woman photo pun a wall and a sign in front of she that seh that she was a shoplifter.
Dem boys seh that Robert of de Agriculture fame decide that he gun share out seeds fuh help people plant because once dem plant then dem would have food. He fuhget that dem have Rasta who use to plant, at least suh dem she, but when de day come dem always raiding wha other people plant.

Is de same raiding that got people complaining bout de Sanata deal. Nobody didn’t know that de place did actually go under de control of an investor but from de time de news break, was cuss. People start fuh talk bout giveaway and how de place sell out and how Bharrat had something to do wid it.

Right away two people hold a press conference and explain de arrangement. Was better dem did shut dem mouth because is more questions. People want fuh know how come de new investors get so much concession and how come de man can buy de place after three years when he already sign fuh a 99-year lease.

And talking bout lease, dem boys seh that de Guyana Revenue Authority busy sending people home because of some investigation and how de people who getting send home is dem who close to de top and who know wha going on. Some people get a new lease on life when dem join de wuk. All of a sudden dem get into runnings.

Things reach de stage wheh young people, especially dem young boys decide that when dem get big dem either want to be a traffic police or Customs officer. Dem smell money. Anyhow, Bharrat smell a rat and he order an investigation into the Customs. Then he bring in lie detector. Right away is problems. People who ain’t even been round in Customs get lash. De people claim how dem investigating all that happen in de past. Is then some big ones get diarrohea.

One big one claim how he only controlling de staff and wha dem do he ain’t know. But dem boys seh that he use to collect. He pants falling off he waist and he claim how he deh pun a diet. Bharrat see de man and ask he wha happen. De man claim how he got problems.

But he ain’t got problems like dem who have to face de lie detector. De set that wukking at CANU crying because de people find out that some of dem coulda been implicated in de drug smuggling thing. Dem gun get knock off and fresh ones gun get tek on. Bharrat claim that dem who coming on gun be tested too.
De ideal thong woulda been to test dem before dem get de wuk but according to dem boys, it look like if is a case of one set done get dem thing from runnings and a new set got to get in now.

Police gun get tested but dem boys seh that de police ain’t too bright suh dem wouldn’t even know what is true and what is lie. But is de politicians that got dem boys talking. One man claim that if you put a politician under a lie detector he wouldn’t fail because every time he open he mouth he lying and he believe heself. De politician can’t tell what is true and wha is lie. That is wha dem boys seh.

And talking bout lie detector, de best is a woman. She can tell a lie and she can spot a lie. Dem boys seh that is why de wife of a politician don’t go to too many functions wheh she husband got to speak because she know that he gun lie.

Talk half. Lef half.

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