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Dem boys seh…Some reporters don’t know dem head from dem foot
People does believe that dem got good intention when dem do certain things. Some of dem does set out to do things that dem believe people gun like and sometimes dem does end up looking stupid because dem do de wrang thing.
Tek de Waterfalls paper crime reporter. He is a man who does investigate everything and half of de time he does end up wrang but he don’t do it willfully. Sunday he decide that he gun bring de final chapter pun a case that shock even he.
De man who get kidnap use to sell he cheap spare parts fuh he car suh dem tun friends. Then somebody kidnap he friend and he try to find this man but he fail. Suh he had to at least do one thing right—go to de man funeral.
He tell dem other reporters that he gun cover de funeral and he walk wid he camera fuh get good photos. Was a cremation suh de crime reporter tek photos like if he couldn’t get enough.
He even cry fuh he friend and he promise a man who deh at de cremation that he gun mek sure that de dead man get justice. De man watch he and wrinkle up he eyebrow.
When de reporter go back to de office he start to show off he photo. He also select one fuh de front page when somebody who know de dead man family claim how he ain’t see no family member in de photo. Was de wrang cremation de crime reporter been to. And wasn’t a man, was a woman photo he tek out.
Same time de Waterfalls boss man walk in and he can mek ice melt in de winter. He watch de crime reporter and tell he that he got to go back and get de right photos.
Now anybody who know de reporter know that he don’t like to walk nuff because he back does hurt. But when he watch de boss man face he decide that he going back. Dem boys seh that at last he find de right cremation and he get de right photos.
He still shame because dem boys promise to keep reminding he that he always doing this thing. He did lef to go to a wedding and actually tell de people how he know de bridegroom. Was a funeral.
Talk half and give de crime reporter a compass.
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