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Dem boys seh…Donald stop all eye pass

Mar 23, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Donald is surrounded by some cutthroats, scamps and snakes. Dem boys seh that is not no easy snake. Is snakes that ready fuh strike at you when you least expect. They strike even if you sleeping. Sometimes they strike at you even when you close you eyes as if you sleeping. Kwame is one of dem that Donald got to be extremely careful with.
Dem had de story bout some poll promoting Jagdeo fuh be de next presidential candidate fuh de party. That story appear in de Chronicle Friday gone.   It come from de biggest snake, Jagdeo, through Kwame. He, Kwame, call de Chronicle and instruct de heditah gyal fuh carry de story.
Everybody know, except Jagdeo, Bobby, Brazzy and de rest of scamps who fleece this nation, that Jagdeo can’t run back fuh president. De Donald seh suh, even before he become president that nobody can serve more than two consecutive term.
Fuh de Chronicle run a story like that pun de front page had to get de man vex. De man ain’t even done he first term. He ain’t seh whether he gun run again and he eligible. Even if he nah want run back he must be given de opportunity to seh who he got in mind fuh replace him. That should be in de Chronicle because de man is de head of state.
Suh fuh anybody go against that, much less promote a man who been deh before pun de front page suggest dem eye pass de man. Dem boys seh he do de right thing by demoting de heditah but he should go a little further and fire de mudda— who instruct de woman to carry such a story. De Chronicle Board looking fuh Kwame and can’t find he.
When de story buss he did put through a telephone call to a Minister crying, “Ow Ministah, That wasn’t me.”
Was de same thing he seh when he get ketch pun de tape crying fuh Julius. (‘That wasn’t me.” And he think dem li’l children believe.)
De story seh how he, Jagdeo, can win 51 percent. Dem boys got something fuh tell Donald. Jagdeo might get 51 per cent of de votes, yes; not de national votes; Freedom House votes. Dem is de people he done corrupt and full dem craw wid de taxpayers dollars. Dem boys seh Donald know all dem snakes and he still got dem around he. He think is a zoo he running.
Dem boys got a simple solution. All Donald got to do is send three of dem Minister packing and he bound to win ten more elections. If he get rid of Jagdeo from de party he would win 40 more elections.
Dem in de state media get a wakeup call.
Everybody smiling and laughing because dem now see that Donald in action. Dem even talking how dem want more change. Dem want Donald cleanup all of dem Minister who think dem still wukking fuh Jagdeo and can use de state media even if dem fart. Just because dem have presidential ambitions dem think dem have a right to be in de state media.
One man seh that unless Ramotar stamp he foot even if he got to mash Kwame and couple of dem mouth, things will remain de same. He send a message but he got to send a stronger message. Other people seh suh. Not dem boys.
A drunk man, not Sue Zee, who smelled of beer sit down in de National Park next to Kwame Gilbacker, de priest.
The man’s tie was stain up, ee face full of red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle Banko sticking out of his pocket. He opened de waterfalls paper and start fuh read.
After a few minutes ee tun to Gilbacker de priest and seh, “Father, wha does cause arthritis?”
Gilbacker reply “My Son, it’s caused by a wild life, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and not bathing.”
The drunk man shake he head and seh, “Oh me Gaad.” And gone back reading he paper.
De priest, thinking about what he tell de man, apologized: “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you feelings. How long have you had arthritis?”
The drunk seh, “Me nah got it, Father. I was just reading here that Bishop Ten Edghill got it.”
Talk half and watch Donald do d right thing.

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