Latest update June 4th, 2026 12:30 AM
BILL COTTON/REFORM… Back on the party circuit (FINALLY)
Bill’s followers from way back know he like PPP—that’s party, party, party! It took a while but he is now firmly on the GT cocktail circuit. One day, three parties and more.
*Best of all the Air Services Limited blessing of their new aircraft by Bharrat (in yachting shoes-does he know the difference between a boat and a plane?) and Sam at Ogle.
Ten long speeches, Dave Martins not singing but MCing, Clive Lloyd, Ministers galore but best of all Bill got a name check in his speech from Ramesh Dookoo of the PSC. What a man,what a speech! Fame at last.
*From there to NAACIE for a quick beer and fish a la mode. No lawyers present so very quiet for a change. They should make that rum shop a Counsel free zone.
*Bill had forgotten about the first of three Mexican evenings at the Georgetown Club. He poped it. The tequila a bit strong for him so he had a Banks. Funny how people keep coming up to him and saying how right he was about OMG!.Get a double grip Clifford Reis!!
*Earlier he’s shared an intelligent half hour with Clinton Urlin, maestro of German’s the Creole restaurant. Lovely soup, good brain. The boy deserves to go much further than Tiger Bay!
*Bill finally took in Joel Ghansham on Channel Soixante neuf on TV. Many have suggested he should. Beyond parody. You could not make this man up. He does enough of that himself. An ultra camp host making love to the camera and the speakerphone with nods, winks and more. Then advertising Femination—the Women’s Expo with a straight(ish) face. Bill could not write this. Only in Guyana. Get a grip, Anand Persaud. Your station is going to the dogs!
*Finally Dem Boys say dere is a film in Creole bout Jesus for show in Gargetown pon Independence Day. Trouble was the reporter on Channel 65 News Update(of what?) kept calling it a ‘FLIM’.What is that?
Some things are absolutely beyond parody in Guyparty and Guytelly land. Satire is not enough. Bill will try his best…
Pip!Pip!
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