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Mek friens nah enemies
Kaieteur News – Life dem seh is shart. Suh is betta tuh live gud with dem around yuh. Why pick fight and trouble when life is shart and yuh should be enjoyin every moment instead of hurtin yuh head over someone dat yuh hate.
Some ah we, however, like gat plenty enemies. We does manufacture dem as if we gat a production line. And most time is yuh frien who does become yuh enemy. One day somebady is yuh frien and de next day, you and dem fall out over stupidness.
But deh gat some people don’t gat friens nor enemy. Dem does live longer and dem does end up lonely. It remind dem boys about de story of de old lady wah go to Church one Sunday. She listen attentively to wat de pasta sah.
Towards de end of de service, de pasta asked de congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies.” About eight in every person raised dem hands. De pasta notice dat de old lady did not raise she hands. So he turn to she and ask: “Are you willing to forgive your enemies?’
De old lady answer, “I don’t have any.”
“That is very unusual. How old are you?” ask de pasta.
De old lady answer, “I am 96 years old.”
“And you mean to tell me,” sah de pastor, “that in all those years, you did not have enemies. Come and tell us how you do not have any enemies.”
“I outlived de bitches,” reply de old lady.
Talk half. Leff half.
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