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A big man frighten fuh even shut he eye

Mar 04, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Some people does play dead fuh see wha funeral dem gun get while others frighten dead. Jagdeo frighten dead. He suh frighten that when de night come he can’t sleep. He frighten fuh shut he eye because he think he gun dead.
People does see he pun de road wid he security at all hours of de night. At one stage dem boys ask he if he think he security guards gun keep away Mr Death.
He does eat a ton of free food from a Chinee restaurant in town, and drink a gallon of coffee just fuh keep he eye open.
Dem boys seh that de man don’t even risk being all by heself. He got a mansion near de seawall and he don’t like stay in it alone, suh he start fuh go to he foundation pun New Garden Street, but nobody don’t go deh.
This is a man who accustom to attention, suh dem boys hear that he beg Donald and start fuh go back to Ohh Pee. He tell people that he running things and that is how Donald kick he out last week.
He so in love wid attention that he didn’t go back to de foundation office. He go to Freedom House and try fuh bully Rohee fuh he office. Dem boys hear Rohee put he to he place. Now he deh sitting in a li’l room downstairs.
Odinga like attention too. Dem boys hear de party faze he out just like Kwame. But he didn’t buse and cuss down; he soak half pint channa in kerosene, sprinkle it in he yard, wake up three o’clock in de morning and holler, “Dem attacking me wid channa bomb!”
Donald was de first one to holler, “Tek he back in de party.” He also beg de police to investigate. Dem boys hear that de police ain’t see a channa onto now. De top cop name See-All and he don’t see nutten.
A young man see people rolling a big spliff pun a police car. He video de action and put it pun YouTube. De police arrest and lock up de man. Dem do he other things too.
But See-All ain’t see that dem cops do wrong thing, that he don’t need dem in de force. He now asking somebody fuh investigate wha really happen.
Talk half and keep people like Jagdeo and Odinga away from attention.

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