Stop waitin’ pon ring, tek charge!

Apr 09, 2026 Dem Boys Seh

Dem Boys Seh…

Kaieteur News – Dem boys seh it got a quiet crisis in Guyana—not oil, not traffic, not even the price of garlic—but proposal shortage. Whole setta women out here raising pickney, cooking Sunday lunch, washing man clothes, and still waiting pon a ring like it stuck in traffic.

Now leh we talk plain. Plenty of these women ain’t single-single, you know. Some of dem in long, serious relationship—years long. Mortgage long. Children long. But proposal? Short like a two-day pay.

Dem boys been watching this thing carefully and come to a bold conclusion: ladies, allyuh waiting on the wrong bus. The “proposal bus” ain’t coming. Or if it coming, it detour, break down, and stop by rum shop before it reach.

So here is the solution: flip the script. Yes, yes—dem boys seh it plain—woman must propose.

Why you must sit down there, hinting, coughing, posting wedding memes on Facebook, and hoping he “get the message”? Some of these fellas can’t even get Wi-Fi signal, much less subtle hints. You got to come direct.

Buy the ring, fix up yourself nice, and call he aside. “Look, is years now. We got child, dog, and half a sofa. You in or you out?”

Simple. Leh de women now start to propose. Let dem tek out the ring and ask he, “Will you marry me?”

Because leh we be honest—some of these men too comfortable. They getting husband treatment on boyfriend salary. No promotion, no performance review, no deadline. Is like contract work with permanent benefits.

One bold proposal will shake things up proper.

If he say yes—well, good. Book the hall, call the aunty dem, and leh we eat wedding cake.

If he stutter, scratch he head, and start talking about “timing” and “not ready”—then sister, you just save yourself five more years of waiting. That is not heartbreak—that is clarity.

Dem boys seh this is not about begging man, eh. Is about setting terms and conditions. You applying for clarity, not charity.

And leh we add—if a man frighten because a woman propose, then he wasn’t ready for marriage anyway. Because marriage is teamwork, not a one-man show with a confused referee.

So all dem women waiting quietly—stop it. This ain’t Victorian England. This is Guyana 2026. We got oil, we got apps (even if they slow), and now we need bold proposals.

Tek charge. Ask the question. Because at the end of the day, better a hard “no” now than a soft, dragging maybe for the next ten years.

Dem boys seh: ring or no ring—know your standing!

Talk half. Leff half.

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