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Like de Vee Pee gat a crystal ball!
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – De Vee Pee turn fortune teller. De man tun up at a press conference and, in response to a question, announce dat Irfaan Ali, gan be the Pee Pee Pee Cee’s presidential candidate for the 2025 elections and he gan win de elections.
Now dem boys want know how de Vee Pee know dat Ali gan be the Pee Pee Pee Cee’s presidential candidate. Like de man seeing into de distant future. Like he gat a crystal ball.
Dem boys waiting fuh see if de Pee Pee Pee Cee turn into a one-man party. Because as far as dem boys know is de Central Committee of de party which does decide who gan be the presidential candidate, not de General Secretary. So dem boys waiting fuh somebody from de Cee Cee to correct de Vee Pee and let de public know dat dat decision has not yet been made and is not one fuh de Vee Pee fuh decide.
Fortune tellers don’t always be right but dem gat de ability to mek yuh believe dem can see into de future. It mek dem boys remember de story of de man wah went to a fortune teller.
De fortune teller gazed into her crystal ball and told the man, “I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think,” said the man. “I’m the father of THREE children.”
The fortune teller grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think!”
Talk half. Leff half.
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