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Moses tun dactah just like Jagdeo

Nov 26, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De world economy is at a standstill. De Guyana economy going backwards. It simply mean money ain’t flowing and every business sector feels it and knows it.
De treasury got li’l bit money and Soulja Bai and Jordanite dem got to spend de li’l bit wisely. Dem can’t throw it here, there and everywhere, up falls and down falls.
De other day a young woman jump over de Guyana Falls. She jump off de falls because de first woman who do it got worldwide publicity.
De second woman get regional publicity. This one see all that and she also dream of de limelight, so she jump. What she didn’t cater for was that nobody ain’t going fuh she.
Dem boys hear she got to stay right wheh she deh because Guyana ain’t got money to bring she up. Dem boys hear de last one cost de treasury in excess of $10 million. And that was just to fetch she up from wheh she been.
Dem boys support leffing she wheh she deh because it becoming a copycat thing. And if every week you go on like that then de whole country can’t even eat. Dem boys not being rude or disrespectful—dem just being practical.
While Guyana ain’t got money Babbie, not de one who deh wid Soulja Bai, and Irfaat charter a private plane to go to St Lucia. Dem didn’t go pun vacation and dem lef Guyana wid a lot of money, and not monopoly money.
Dem boys hear dem been to hide it because Soulja Bai bringing down de heat in Guyana. Dem didn’t pass through Customs so dem had nutten to declare. Dem go through de back gate, something dem accustom to. Jagdeo been through nuff back gate and collect many things through de backdoor.
He get two doctorate from under he bed, one pun he shelf and two through that same backdoor.
Moses, de man who part de sea, who kick against and complain bitterly and refuse to honour Jagdeo man doctorate because he see de man get it by foul play, now tun de table.
Dem boys hear he get one of de same doctorate, yesterday, but through a window.
Talk half and remember to address de man, now, as Dr Moses Gat-a-Mootoo. He will now part windows.

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