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Dem boys seh… De Goat man like Denzil

Sep 02, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

One of de worse thing fuh a condemned man waiting in he cell is knowing that he gun get executed. Is all kinds of things does run through he mind like if he de do some of de things differently. He never did plan fuh end up in jail. In replaying he life, he think he would have love he wife and mother a little better. He would have visit he church more and give dem boys pun de pave something to smile about.

He is much different from dem bareface thieves we got in high office here. Most of dem don’t believe in God. Dem worship de dollar which they thiefin wholesale by de millions from all de small people. All of dem including de Hanorable one and de one resembling de Devil believe that Guyana is dem home and de Treasury is dem bank account. Dem believe also dat de hinterland is dem backyard that dey could do wha dem want.

Dem sharing out all de monies to dem friends and family and scampish kantractah like when is an inheritance. Dem keep out de poor people. In other words, de clique still run by a man who look like de Devil. Dem believe that de Devil and he boys dem, when de good time come, will try to bribe somebody and de big Judge, de Creatah, will drop their case. Is only de Creatah know what he gat plan fuh dem. And is not no place with white sheets and plenty virgins.

On de other hand, dem boys still think that de Donald is a man torn between two lovers. Dem still believe he got something deep down. He love Guyana. He is a good man. He want to do de right thing. But he lack wha dem Mexicans does call cojones. He allow de man who look like de Devil to still control he, through some of de thieves.

Dem boys praying and hoping dat de Donald gun wake up and do de right thing by start doing a Kamla on dem. Kamla is de Trinidad leader who show dem boys that a woman got balls too.

Tek de Rohee man for instance. He call a press conference and tell dem reportahs that Denzel Douglas, said that “King Kong ain’t got s*#t on me.”

De reportahs correct he and tell he is Denzel Washington. He end de press conference right way. Is de same Rohee who tell dem boys Dominica and Dominican Republic is de same place.

Dem boys also see de GRA bossman complaining about de Kaieteur News bossman threatening he over de weekend. Well de reportahs call he fuh explain and de bossman stew he teeth. He seh yes, he threaten de man. “I tell he that I gun expose all de wicked and nasty things dem covering up and doing.”

Talk half and watch de wicked thieves run for cover.

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