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Dem boys seh…Ya mouth can put you in trouble
Apr 27, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Dem got different ways fuh mek money. Some does mek counterfeit, some does cheat, some does thief like some of dem big boys in high office.
Some does use dem hand fuh stitch while some does pick pocket. Y’all know dem too. Some does use dem foot, some does use dem face wid a ton of make-up just to parade and rob you.
Some people does mek money wid dem mouth. Some is radio announcers; some does blow saxophone and other instrument and thing. Some like Kwame does blow other stuff. And some does taste and others does use dem waist like dem belly dancers.
Brazzy de looking fuh a man who does taste fuh wuk in he wine bar because de last one he had drink out de wine and disappear.
Dem boys seh a retire drunking parliamentarian wid old clothes tun up at Brazzy bar and apply fuh de wuk. Brazzy was there and wonder how fuh get rid of de man.
Dem give ee a glass of wine to taste.
De drunking MP try it and seh, “It’s a Muscat three years old, grown in the north section of the Rupununi, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable.”
“That’s correct,” said Brazzy. “Another glass, please.”
“It’s a cabernet, eight years old, south section of Rupununi, oak barrels, matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.”
“Absolutely correct. A third glass.”
‘’It’s a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,’’ calmly said the drunkard.
Brazzy shock. He winked he secretary to suggest something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of pee.
The drunk MP tried it.
“It’s a dougla, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don’t get this job, I’ll name the father.”
Dem boys seh Donald should hire that man. He only have to smell the Marriott and will tell Guyana not only the name of the secret investor but also wheh he come from, age, size color, how much pickney he gat inside and outside his marriage, if he still married, plus where he thief every dollar from.
Talk half and careful wheh you putting ya mouth.
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