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Dem boys seh… Rohee can tame de Bees

Jan 23, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Rohee call fuh new ideas de other day. Fuh some time now he always complaining that it expensive to keep prisoners. Dem boys suspect wheh he get that from, but dem Bajans now showing he how he can keep prisoners and don’t spend one cent. In fact, he can mek a profit.

A boy lef Guyana and walk wid cocaine like if is small change he walking wid. He get ketch and dem had he in a cell fuh a couple days. De food dem give he wuss than anything he ever eat. He eat fish boil in lime water; he eat dumpling wid water, and he had de nerve to tell de people how when he deh home he don’t eat things like that.

Mistake. Dem tell he that if he want go home he can pay a fine and keep out of jail. De man smile but when he hear de fine, he cry. De magistrate tell he that he got to pay 150,000 Bajan dollars. It didn’t sink in till he do a quick calculation and find out that he gun be paying 75,000 US.  That is $15 million GT.

He tell de magistrate that he never see such money. De magistrate seh that if don’t pay he gun spend four years eating dumpling and water and fish boil in lime water.

Dem boys wish dem magistrate can ketch de Bees and give dem three times that fuh all de money dem tek from de Guyanese people. Of course, that is chicken feed to dem, but dem gun learn a lesson.

Rohee should learn something from de policy that dem Bajans does use. De prison would not have any drug dealers and drug pushers.

Meanwhile, de people in Aunt Joan court still waiting pun Bobby fuh de bank statement and dem invoice. He try fuh tell he lawyer that dem lost, but de lawyer seh that he can’t tell Aunt Joan that. De cat deh among de pigeons.

And dem boys seh that dem reading ‘bout problems all over de world and dem ain’t hearing ‘bout blackout. Guyana got to be different. De Maths seh ‘No problem, no lights.’ Dem poor people singing, ‘no lights, no problem’.

That is de same song Bee Jay gun sing pun he birthday because he got a generator more big than dem Wartsila engines.

Talk half and wait fuh de backlash.

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