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Putting lash pon food
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – Deh gat some individuals who don’t like see food. Dem does behave as if dem did not eat fuh de whole week. Dem does sit down and put lash pon de food. And if de food is being provided free of cost, de more lash it gan get – that is we way of saying dem plate does high like Mount Roraima and dem does wash down with a mug of drink.
Dem eat man is belly champions. Dem is masters of gluttony! Dem fellas ain’t got no time fuh discretion when it come to eatin’. Dem does eat till dem belly full and dem cyant even move!
When de food free, it’s like a madness possess dem. De word “freeness” transform into a wild, wild west show! Dem seein’ free food as a dare, a challenge to see who could eat de most, like dem brave warriors in battle.
Dem dedication to dis peculiar sport is somethin’ fuh behold. Dey eatin’ ’til dem waistband ’bout to explode, buttons ready to fly like birds in de sky. It’s a sight, me frens, both fascinatin’ and downright ugly.
Oh, how we envy dem big-belly champions! Dey livin’ life on de edge, pushin’ de boundaries of food exploration. While we deh yah nibblin’ like birds, dem brave souls venture deep into de realms of gluttony, leavin’ no plate untouched, no crumb spared.
So next time you witness dem in action, raise yuh glass to dem unwavering dedication to de art of stomach-stuffin’. Celebrate dem insatiable hunger, fuh in a world where everybody tellin’ we fuh control weself, dem is de true heroes of eatin’, remindin’ us fuh enjoy life’s pleasures, even if we cyant move afterwards!
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