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Computers gan soon run de world
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – It looks like if every home in de country gat a computer. Everybody Googling. Fuh we old people de Google is like magic. Yuh type in a question pun de computer and yuh getting de answer.
Now dem gan something called Siri. Yuh nah gat to type. Yuh just got to ask it de question and it gan answer you.
De world going high-tech and it bin strat with de computer. Dat is why dem boys feel dat de government should try fuh ensure dat dem children gat free Internet access. It gan help dem fuh put better use to dem computer.
It mek dem boys remember de time a not too smart man went into a store that sells curtains. He said to the salesgirl, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesgirl assured the man that they had a large assortment of pink curtains. She showed the not too smart man several patterns, but the man seemed to have a hard time choosing.
Finally the salesgirl picked out a pink floral print and recommended this to the man. The man agreed.
The salesgirl then asked what size curtains was needed. To which the not too smart man answered, “Fifteen inches.”
“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesgirl, “that sounds very small. What room are they for?”
The man replied, “Oh, they are not for any room. They are for my computer monitor?”
The surprised salesgirl replied, “But Sir, computers do not have curtains.”
To which the man answered, “Helloooooooo – I’ve got Windows!”
Talk half. Leff half!
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