Latest update August 26th, 2026 11:47 AM

Guyana's largest selling daily and New York's most popular weekly

Latest News

VOTE FUH FREENESS!

Sep 16, 2022 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Dem Boys Seh…

Kaieteur News – Vote fuh me suh yuh can get full transparency. Vote fuh me and there will be accountability.
Vote fuh me and everything gan be free. Vote fuh me and everything will be VAT free. Vote fuh me and school lunches will be free, uniforms will be free, school books will be free. Vote fuh me and water will be free. Vote fuh me and electricity will be free. Vote fuh me and all medication will be free.
Vote fuh me and paddy will be free. Vote fuh me and all pensioners gonna get free spectacles.

Vote fuh me and all investors will not have to pay any interest and will be allowed to retain all their profits and like dem oil companies not pay any taxes.
Vote fuh me and farm leases will be free.  Vote fuh me and drainage and irrigation will be free.

Vote fuh me and television, newspapers and radio will be free. Vote fuh me and every house will have free internet, every teenager will get a free smart phone and free monthly top-ups.

What do you mean by asking me how I will pay fuh all of these things? You ain’t hearing me? Everything will be free. So there will be no need fuh money. No need fuh property. No need fuh taxes because everything will be free, free, free!

Talk half, leff half.

 

 

Discover more from Kaieteur News

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

Similar Articles

hits

Listen to the The Glenn Lall Show

 

Follow on Tik Tok @Glennlall

Blunt of the day

Sports

Guyana starts preparation to host 2027 CARIFTA Games

Guyana starts preparation to host 2027 CARIFTA Games

Aug 26, 2026

Kaieteur Sports – Guyana has officially begun the process of preparing to host the 2027 CARIFTA Games, marking a historic milestone for the country as it prepares to stage the premier youth and...
Read More

VIEW ALL SPORTS

Features/Columnists

Lack of time and misinterpretation?

Lack of time and misinterpretation?

Aug 26, 2026

(Kaieteur News) – The belated explanation offered by Ralph Ramkarran, former Chairman of the Constitution Reform Commission (CRC) that the present constitutional gridlock over the appointment of Guyana’s Chancellor and Chief Justice resulted from a misinterpretation by the Oversight Committee...
Read More

Sir. Ronald Sanders

Facts, Due Process and Fairness: The CCJ’s Test

Facts, Due Process and Fairness: The CCJ’s Test

Aug 23, 2026

By Sir Ronald Sanders (Kaieteur News) – I have been an advocate of the Caribbean Court of Justice from its conception. In 2015, on the Court’s tenth anniversary, I described its creation as arguably the most significant institutional achievement of the English-speaking Caribbean since the...
Read More

The GHK Lall Column

MV Barima – a month later

MV Barima – a month later

Aug 26, 2026

(Kaieteur News) – The night of Saturday, July 18, 2026 and the early hours of the agonising Sunday that followed are now dates etched into the memory and history of Guyanese.  The first hours brought the first pieces of news of a tragedy about which none had a clue that it was really one.  And...
Read More

Publisher’s Note

Freedom of speech is our core value at Kaieteur News. If the letter/e-mail you sent was not published, and you believe that its contents were not libellous, let us know, please contact us by phone or email.

Feel free to send us your comments and/or criticisms.
Contact: 624-6456; 225-8452; 225-8458; 225-8463; 225-8465; 225-8473 or 225-8491.
Or by Email: glennlall2000@gmail.com / kaieteurnews@yahoo.com

Weekend Cartoon

Bridge Watch

> Berbice Bridge […]