Latest update November 13th, 2026 6:00 AM
Sep 27, 2021 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists
Kaieteur News- De guvament always building something and it does always gat to go out to tender. But in de old days, dem dint had public tendering. Yuh had to go in person and mek yuh bids to dem Ministry officials.
Dem boys remember de case of de Ministry wah bin want build a shed. Dem call in three cantractors fuh interview dem.
De Ministry official ask de fuss builder how much fuh build de shed.
”Three million dollars,” de first cantractor say.
”Break dat down fuh meh,” de Ministry official shout.
”I will,” de builder say. “One million for me, one million fuh materials, and one million fuh labour.”De official nod and say, “Wait outside.” He call in de second cantractor.
“How much to build de shed?” de official ask.
“Six million dollars,” say de second cantractor.
”Break dat down fuh meh,” say de official.
”I will,” say de second builder. “Two million for me, two million for materials, and two million for labour.”
De official nod and say “Wait outside.” He left and call in de third cantractor.
”How much to build de shed?” ask de official.
”Nine million dollars,” say de third builder.
”Break dat down fuh meh,” de official say.
”I will,” say de third cantractor. He lean back in he chair and give de official wan easy smile.
”Three million for you, three million for me, and we’ll give the job to the first cantractor.
Talk half and nah ask bout re-tendering!
Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.
Nov 12, 2026
By Rawle Toney (Kaieteur News) – Guyana’s Golden Jaguars will look to take another significant step towards CONCACAF Nations League, League A promotion and qualification for next year’s Gold...Nov 12, 2026
(Kaieteur News) – Back in 2009, legislation was passed by the then PPP/C government giving former presidents a wide range of benefits and facilities. These included security, vehicles, staff, utilities, medical expenses and other support, many of which were not subject to clear limits. Critics...Nov 01, 2026
By Sir Ronald Sanders (Kaieteur News) – When Commonwealth leaders gather in Antigua and Barbuda from 1st to 4th November, they should address a question that reaches beyond their association: how can countries of different size, wealth and outlook sustain cooperation in a world increasingly...Nov 12, 2026
(Kaieteur News) – Over the years, I have learned to cultivate great tolerance for stupidity; still greater patience for the asinine. Tolerance snaps, however, whenever a word is mentioned about the benefits bill for former presidents. Here’s the short and sweet: not one damn cent more for...Freedom of speech is our core value at Kaieteur News. If the letter/e-mail you sent was not published, and you believe that its contents were not libellous, let us know, please contact us by phone or email.
Feel free to send us your comments and/or criticisms.
Contact: 624-6456; 225-8452; 225-8458; 225-8463; 225-8465; 225-8473 or 225-8491.
Or by Email: glennlall2000@gmail.com / kaieteurnews@yahoo.com