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SWEAR UPON YOUR VISA
I know dat some of you will challenge me
When I seh dat grangerize is a word
Ah gon give you odds of thirty three to one
That it’s really in de dictionary.
If you want to bet against me
You gon have to swear upon your visa
And if you nah got one, Ah wonder why,
There’s got to be a reason.
Grangerize means to augment or inflate
Something like a book or a spreadsheet
With things that weren’t there before!
Pictures, numbers, other piece of fantasy.
It’s one thing to grangerize a book
But how do you grangerize a country?
You harmonize some fraud and lies
And deny de sanctity of de choice.
By Tulsi Dyal
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