Exxon got condom fuh de coalition

Mar 06, 2018 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem have things in life that people does see AND tek for granted. Some people don’t even think about wha dem see, dem just accept. Tek driving. Everybody does drive pun de left hand side of de road but nobody don’t even know why and dem don’t ask why.

When dem go to Uncle Sam dem does see people driving pun de odda side. Even when dem go to Brazil dem does see people driving pun de odda side. However, dem boys know young people does always ask question.

Now some people don’t why do Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12?

Tek Lil Joe. He go in a drug store wid he eight-year-old son and dem walk round. Dem happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy ask, “What are these, Daddy?”

Lil Joe seh “Dem is called condoms, son. Men does use dem to have safe sex”.

“Oh, I see. I hear bout that in the health class at school.”

De boy look over the display and ee pick up a package and it had three inside and he ask, “Why dem got three here in this package?”

Li’l Joe reply, “That set is fuh high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”

“Cool,” de boy seh. He see a pack wha got six inside and again ask “Then who de six for?”

“Those are for college men,” Li’l Joe tell he son. “Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday.”

“WOW!” the boy shout out. “Then who does use THESE?” he ask and pick a 12 pack.

Li’l Joe sigh and tek a deep breath. Then he tell ee son. “Those are for married men, like men and Soulja Bai … One for January, One for February, One for March…

Dem boys seh Exxon come to Guyana wid a 24 pack—one fuh every male member of de Cabinet.

Talk half and remember Exxon got lifetime condom fuh every member of de coalition.

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