De brightest ooman smarter than Google

Jun 22, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When a woman can pull down Google and Wikipedia she got to be de brightest satarass de world produce.
This woman who everybody believe was trustworthy and genuine during de time when Jagdeo and Donald Dumb was in power turn out to be a devil just like dem.
She tell Guyana that she had to sign a contract to buy something she never see. This is like a woman who sign a marriage certificate then travel to de country to see if is a man, a woman or a Kwame she married to.
On top of that she walk wid three man who don’t know dem head from dem ass to advise she if she getting a pig in a bag, or an ass in a cart.
Dem boys hear when she neighbor ask she bout de marriage she sign, she tell dem is a secret because she don’t want nobody help she wid de ass she get.
Of course de ass will clean de environment except that somebody got to clean up after de ass. That gun be Park King wuk. He too, when people ask him why he didn’t advertise to see what other they could get, he King seh de council couldn’t see itself getting a better deal.
This is de first jackass who know he can’t get something better without asking or trying.
He is de man who see mad woman walking on de road, pick she up, married she and carry she home. When he mother and father ask him, “Wait Park King. Is wha you bring here?”
Park King tell ee mudda and fadda he couldn’t get a better deal that she. Not even de mayor can come close.
Dem boys believe that de deal bigger than wha dem announce. Dem seh that de city gun get 20 percent but dem ain’t tell de nation how much dem getting.
Scamps don’t play 20-20 only cricketers.
Dem boys got an idea, though, because Jagdeo dem use to tek fifty-fifty.
Talk half and watch how Soulja Bai gun handle de Almighty Trio.

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