Soulja Bai got to get nuff shoes

Jun 18, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Soulja Bai seh he stamping out corruption from govt. Well he got to have plenty shoes and heavy duty shoes, too, because he got plenty stamping to do.
He got to start stamping some of dem foot wha deh to he right and to he left. He will have to do a lot of stamping pun de foot of de one who had de half hour press conference and talk fuh 27 minutes.
By de time de reporter ask de first question, Mark, de moderator, holler time up.
When he done stamp dem who deh near to him he got to go to parliament and do nuff more stamping. All de corruption in this country begin and end in parliament. De chief crook and scamp is Jagdeo and he is de leader of mischief and corruption.
When he stamping Jagdeo foot he must get fool by stamping wheh he thing de toe deh. De scamp does stuff he shoes wid cloth.
He got to stamp Hammy, too, but pun he instep.
Hammy is an old timer. He been round since Noah was building de ark. He and three other old-timers use to play poker every week.
One remarked how nice it would be to wake up one Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the gamble den, meet de boys and start playing.
All of Hammy buddies agree. “Let’s do it! We gun make it a priority – figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning.”
Christmas morning come and they meet at de gamble house. The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off of.”
The second guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”
The third guy says “Well my wife is at home admiring her new car. I use de money I get from BK.”
They all turned to the last one, Joe Shanlin, who is staring at them like if they mad.
“I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this card game. I slapped my wife on she ass and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning – card course or intercourse?”
She said, “Don’t forget your hat.”’
Talk half and hope Soulja Bai got enough shoes fuh de stamping.

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