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Guyana got nuff Chat-3
De phone call that got Anil quiet nearly mek he commit suicide. De man wish that he nevah seh some things. Is like a man who wish that he never been to bed wid some woman.
De man who resemble de devil was de mastermind of nuff plot, including couple plot in de cemetery that he give to Barbie. He plot de situation wid Anil and Anil fall in, he run way to Japan.
Dem boys hear how Anil been wid he at de airport, because fuh some reason Anil believe that only de man who look like de devil can mek he de next presidential candidate suh he gun do anything fuh please that man.
Dem boys hear that Anil been at de airport when de man who look like de devil was flying to Japan de other day.
Wid tears in he eyes and water in he shoes Anil hug up de devil and buss a Ben E King tune, ‘Darling, Darling Stand by Me. Oh Please! Stand by me.’
When he done that one he sing, “Please stay, don’t go.”
De man who look like de devil watch Anil full in he eye and call Donald and he buss de tune, “Stand by your man.”
Donald get vex and tell de devil that he, Donald, can’t stand fuh no man. Then he buss de tune “I walk away from love once more.” Anil was me blue eye boy until de devil tun him into a green eye monster.
Because of that same monster lawyer Boston and Stoby been in front of Judge Harnanan a few days ago. Dem boys hear Stoby mek a point like a bad man.
Right away Boston Jump up and tell Stoby that “Not because you is a senior counsel that you can bully me and this court. I want yu fuh know that I am a Chat-3.”
De whole court was in uproar. De judge had to lef de bench and dem boys think he had to change he pants because he laugh till he probably pee.
Dem boys seh that Guyana suddenly got nuff Chat-3, Chat-3 in all form, shape and description.
A man walk in from de road and seh that Adam is Chat-3, too, but he is a black Chat-3.
Talk half watch how Anil suffering.
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