When de cell phone come in everybody run fuh buy one. Then de cell phone change. Now it can send text, email, photograph and even word of mouth message. That is how de man who like dig shit pun people get carry way.
When de day come he had all de time fuh mek mischief because he got machine fuh collect de tax. Well is during he playtime because he does play all day that he find time fuh plan and plot against de Waterfalls paper.
And even then, wasn’t he idea. De Rat get so much skin up and expose that he had to get a friend fuh help he silence de Waterfalls paper. Is suh he and de man who like dig shit come up wid de plan. De man who like dig shit believe that he owe de Rat. He seh suh in he e-mail. He tell Anil that he got to thank de Hana Rebel Bee Jay fuh keeping he pun de wuk although he get he gratuity.
He even write how de Hana Rebel give he a national award and a kiss. De award was a CCH. De CC stand fuh Ca Ca. Don’t ask wha de H stand for. But in case you wondering, is wheh de Rat does run when he get chase.
Seelee and de woman wid de nuff wig and de taxi service who talk name wid de man who like dig shit, got to worry wha de boys got pun dem. De other day, as soon de man who like dig reach he office he seep off Seelee and arrange fuh meet by de washroom. Seelee smile and he hurry. It wasn’t wah he expect. De man who like fuh dig shit wasn’t prepared to dig shit that day.
He tell Seelee we ain’t talking, talking plenty. We gun stop e-mail. We got to protect weself and don’t forget—me, you and de Rat, all of we deh in this thing together.
Talk half and don’t dig de CCH.