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Dem boys seh…Guyana is de only country wid a jackass highway lane

May 02, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Guyana is de only country in de world that does create special condition fuh jackass and dem cart. People gun expect that jackass gun go to a pasture, but when dem see jackass and cart pun de highway during peak hours dem can only conclude that is a jackass parade.
De traffic back up. People racing to de airport had to fall in de jackass parade.
Dem boys now want Donald to build a special traffic lane. After all is he and Clement got to decide wheh de jackass got to parade, because is dem who got to fashion de parade. Is dem who got people tekking so much liberty.
Imagine Bharrat get Brazzy to give away some land to de Chinee because dem know that Donald and Rohee deh pun a parade and wouldn’t see nutten. That is not de first thing that dem give away. Dem always giving away something that ain’t dem own. Dem give away de Santa complex, dem give way de land pun de seawall wheh Brazzy and he friends building de Marriott, dem give away de airwaves.
Dem boys seh that dem remember clear when Jagdeo give way five radio station to Rob de Earth who marry Jagdeo niece, five to de Pee Pee Pee, five to Bobby and couple as a token to some of dem.
When de Pee Hen See and Hay Heff See talk, Jagdeo give dem five— a high five.
If wasn’t fuh dem boys, all de giveaway woulda be a secret, because it was like a secret service was dealing wid dem issues. Nobody didn’t hear bout de land give away to dem Chinee; dem didn’t hear bout de Santa giveaway till dem ask nuff question and while all this happen, Donald claim that he didn’t know.
In fact Jagdeo was giving away de whole of Guyana and Donald still claim that he didn’t know. De people of dis country getting fed up and dem gun surprise Donald and de same fat crook, Brazzy. Dem gun get up one morning and tek back all that Brazzy and Jagdeo give away.
Donald give away some of he powers too. He give Sam de powers to sign de budget.  Normally, Donald does sign it, but this time he couldn’t because he end up in Mexico. Ash Knee was planning to spend de money anyhow and Granger and Ramjattan was planning to jail he and nuff others. That is how Donald call Sam and tell he to sign quick. Midnight ketch Sam pun de seawall and is only when he hear de radio message that he rush down to Ohh Pee.
Dem boys hear when he seh that he got to sign de budget before he cuff somebody. And dem boys hear that he like cuff people. Well, he got to cuff Granger and Ramjattan and not dem boys. Is de two of dem did plan to send he people to jail.
Talk half and watch out fuh dem jackass and cart.

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