Dear Sir,
Poor Freddie Kissoon seems to be suffering premature memory loss.
We have met twice-once at the Cuffy Statue (Me with David Dabydeen and the Fredster in his car) and once at the Georgetown Club (at a wedding—Freddie and Mrs Freddie present). I have gone on the record thrice about the former meeting. My memory is firm as always.
Perhaps Dr Beckles might help yourcolumnist with his condition. John ‘Bill Cotton/ Reform’ Mair