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Mar 12, 2025 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Dem Boys Seh…

Kaieteur News- Dem boys seh everybody did think King Kong dead. De big beast get knock down, get he heart slow up, and some people even start fuh write eulogy. But guess what? Kong ain’t dead.

After he last big battle, he run away fuh five years, hide deep in de forest, and only now he decide fuh come out again. But dis time, he ain’t fighting Godzilla, Mechagodzilla, or any real enemy. No sah! Now he fighting windmills.

Dem boys seh he tek inspiration from Don Quixote—yuh know, de old-time Spanish fella who use to pick fight wid things that ain’t really a threat. And like any good hero, Kong got he own Sancho Panza too, a chunky fellow who does run behind he and shake he head in agreement.

And if yuh wondering when yuh can spot King Kong in action, dem boys got good news fuh yuh. He now go by de name King Konference and does show up every Thursday just after high noon—same place, same style, same old roaring.

Dem boys seh he still beating he chest, still growling loud, still trying fuh mek people believe he is de real King. But instead of climbing de Empire State Building, he climbing a soapbox. Instead of fighting Mechagodzilla, he throwing punch at things that ain’t fighting back. And instead of people running fuh cover, dem just laughing and watching like it’s a free matinee show.

Sancho Panza still trying fuh tell he, “Boss, dat windmill ain’t a real enemy. It just spinning cause de breeze blowing.” But King Konference don’t listen. He too busy trying fuh prove something to people who already move on. Dem boys seh de biggest joke is how King Konference still believe he leading some big movement. But every week de windmills still standing. In de end, dem boys seh maybe Kong shoulda stay in de forest. At least de trees don’t laugh back at he.

 Talk half. Leff half!

(King Kong lives!)

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