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Blackout Blues!

Apr 15, 2024 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Kaieteur News – Wha we Guyanese experiencing right now ain’t just no ordinary blackout! Dis ain’t no ordinary flicker in de night, dis is a full-blown circus act sponsored by de Gee Pee Hell itself! Dem lights playin’ games like it’s carnival season, but instead of sweet soca music, all we hearing is de groans of frustrated consumers.

Imagine waking up to de pitch-black darkness, stumbling ’round like yuh in some kinda haunted house. You flip de switch, and boom! Lights on, lights off, lights on again, like some kinda disco party nobody invited you to. You’d think it’s Christmas with all dem fairy lights twinklin’, but nah, it’s just de Gee Pee Hell pullin’ another prank on us poor souls.

And let’s talk ’bout dat hefty electricity bill at de end of de month! It’s like dey charging us for de privilege of livin’ in de dark. “Here’s your bill for de month, enjoy payin’ for de hours you spent cursin’ in darkness,” dem Gee Pee Hell folks must be sayin’ with a sly grin.

But yuh know what? Dem boys got a solution dat’s cheaper and smarter than tryin’ to tame de unruly beast dat is de Gee Pee Hell. Why not give every household a solar system and a generator? Let’s take matters into our own hands and shine some light on dis darkness, quite literally!

Picture dis: every home becomin’ its own mini-power plant, baskin’ in de glow of renewable energy. No more relyin’ on de whims of de Gee Pee Hell, no more dancin’ to de erratic beat of dem flickerin’ lights. It’s time we take back control of our electricity destiny!

Who knows, maybe one day we’ll look back and laugh at de days when de Gee Pee Hell had us livin’ in de shadows of uncertainty. Until den, keep dem candles handy and deh kero lamps on standby!

Talk half. Leff half.

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