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Jan 06, 2024 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Kaieteur News – People nah like walk down de streets. Everything nowadays is driving. A man wanted to borrow de newspapers from he neighbour, so he jump on he electric bike and ride over to he neighbour.

But deh gat some people who does walk and de more dem walk, things does happen to dem. A lady one day was walking past a store, She say a parrot in de store window. So she decide fuh stop and admire de parrot because was a long time, she did not see a parrot.

To her surprise, de parrot turned to her and said, “ Hey lady, yuh really ugly.

De lady get vex. She walked past de store.

The next day she see de same parrot in de window. When the parrot sees her it says, “Hey lady, yuhe really ugly.”

De lady get vex again and walk away.

A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, yuh really ugly.”

De lady get so furious dat she marched straight into the store. She went straight to de manager and threaten him that she was going to sue the store and have the bird killed.

The store manager apologizes profusely. He promised that de bird won’t say anything again.

The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her, “Hey lady. Lady!”

She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says, “Yes?”

And the parrot says, “… You know…”

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