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Jul 29, 2023 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem Boys Seh…

Kaieteur News – We live in a country where public restrooms are as rare as a jaguar sighting and where when nature calls there are few places to provide answers. Dis is why having a jungle is such a treasure. You can go and squat among the bushes and do nature’s bidding away from praying eyes.

And even when yuh can find a restroom, it is a health risk entering some of them. Deh gat some public restrooms, where yuh gat to close yuh eyes and hold yuh breath. No time fuh aim and no time for shame. Is in and out as quick as you can before the stench and sight causes you to vomit.

Dis is why some people prefer the great outdoors. Some people like trees. Others take a liking to the lantern posts. Others use car doors as screens. All serve the same purpose. Any port for a storm!

One day nature made its whistle on a driver. He was driving along an open stretch with no houses around. This he felt was the perfect spot to ease his discomfort. He came out spotted a lantern post and decided to do his thing. Half way through the process, he looked down at his shoes and realized that he had stepped onto a nest of biting ants. He danced his way back to his vehicle, all the while making a liquid pattern on the grass, road and on his trousers.

So when nature calls, remember before you zip down, take a look around fuh prying eyes and preying ants. The call of nature is not always intended to be answered in the wild.

 Talk half! Leff half!

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