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Jul 01, 2023 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem Boys Seh…

Kaieteur News – Hear ye! Hear ye! Gaddah roun’ quick an’ lend yuh ears, fuh dis yah one-man show gwine mek yuh belly buss wid laughter! Dis ya performer, he brave like lion, ah tell yuh, tekkin’ on every role in dis life’s big-stage drama. Ah tell yuh, it gon’ be a spectacle o’ sheer absurdity!

Yuh cyant miss dis man, me friends. He step pon stage an’ quick like lightning, him change from butcher to baker, from candlestick maker to humble goat-herder. Leh meh tell yuh, he mo’ versatile dan a politician at election time! Dis fella dance an’ twist, become hero an’ villain, even playin’ de love interest fuh heself. Boy, dat’s some self-love, eh?

But lemmeh holla at yuh, me people. Dis ting ain’t nuttin’ but pure madness! Watch as dis hero duz battle wid heself, swingin’ swords an’ actin’ like he cyan defeat heself. An’ when he propose to he own hand, tinkin’ it be he long-lost sweetheart? Ah tell yuh, de whole audience buss out laughin’! It’s dis kinda foolishness dat mek we truly appreciate comedy.

Wid each scene, we seein’ de ridiculousness o’ one man tryin’ fuh embody de whole damn world. He stumble an’ fumble, tryin’ fuh keep up wid all dem roles. But hey, meh people, dis remind we dat life itself is a big, ole jumbie dance, where we puttin’ on masks an’ playin’ parts fuh please dem invisible spectators.

So meh dear comrades, embrace de madness o’ dis one-man circus! Let we enjoy de sweet, sweet absurdity o’ one soul tryin’ fuh capture de vast tapestry o’ humanity. Dis man he entertainin’ we, he showin’ us dat life is a big joke, where we laugh, we satirize, an’ we see ourselves in all dem beautifully twisted moments. Dem boys seh, dis show, it gon’ mek we laugh till we cyan laugh no more!

Talk half. Leff half!

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