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Jan 07, 2023 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem at work. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted by a child’s whisper – “Hello?”
“Is your Daddy home?”
“Yes”, whispered Little Johnny.
May I talk with him?” the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, Little Johnny whispered, “No.”
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”
“Yes,” he answered.
“May I talk with her?” Again, Little Johnny whispered, “No.”
“Is there anyone else there besides you,” asked the boss
“Yes,” whispered Little Johnny, “A policeman.”
Wondering what a policeman would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy”, whispered Little Johnny.
“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” was the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the receiver the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering Little Johnny.
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed, whispering voice Little Johnny answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper!”
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, “Why are they there?”
Still whispering, Little Johnny replied, “They’re looking for me!
Talk half. Leff half!
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