Latest update January 28th, 2025 12:59 AM

Guyana's largest selling daily and New York's most popular weekly

Latest News

Greens mo valuable dan gold

Jul 13, 2021 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Dem Boys Seh…

Kaieteur News – De President of de See Dee Bee visit Guyana and he meet with Prezzie and de Minista of Fine Ants. Dem boys bin expect nuff talk about flood relief and improving drainage and irrigation. But de news report how Prezzie talk about private sector support.
De government gat a complex fuh de private sector. Dem smitten by de private sector. As soon as dem open dem mouth is only private, private sector yuh hearing. Meantime dem poor people ketching dem tail with de high prices in de market.
Dem boys hear recently dat a man had to hire bodyguards fuh go to de market… fuh buy greens. Dem choke and rob gang now more interested in ‘greens’ dan in gold.
Since dem boys small dem eating vegetables because de doctor seh how it does mek yuh live lang.
Deh had a man who ask he doctor, “Doc, do you think I’ll live to be a 100?’’
De doctor asks de man “Well, that depends. Do you drink?”
“Oh, no sir! I abstain from all alcohol. Soda, too. I just drink plenty of fresh water.”
“Do you smoke?”
“No, sir! Never smoked in my life, and I stay away from any place with second hand smoke.”
“Do you eat a lot of sugary and greasy foods?”
“No, sir! I carefully watch my diet and calorie intake, and I’m sure to eat plenty of vegetables.”
“Do you go to parties? Stay up late? Or are promiscuous?”
“Not at all! Early to bed and early to rise! And abstinence is the key.”
De doctor raise an eyebrow at de man. “So… Why exactly do you want to live to be a 100?”
Talk half and ask de private sector when prices gan drap!

Similar Articles

The Glenn Lall Show | January, 24th, 2025

Follow on Tik Tok @Glennlall

 

THE BLUNT OF THE DAY

Sports

Tennis Association applauds historic GYD $8 billion allocation to the sports sector in the 2025 National Budget

Tennis Association applauds historic GYD $8 billion allocation to the...

Jan 28, 2025

Kaieteur Sports – The Guyana Tennis Association (GTA) commends the Government of Guyana (GOG) for its significant increase in funding to the sports sector in the 2025 National budget. This...
Read More
Squash Association notes significance of Government Sports Budget Allocation 2025

Squash Association notes significance of...

Jan 28, 2025

Pepsi Hikers and GBTI GCC win Bounty/Antonio’s Grill Hockey Tourney

Pepsi Hikers and GBTI GCC win Bounty/Antonio’s...

Jan 28, 2025

GYMMAF president lauds Transformative G$8 billion Sports Budget

GYMMAF president lauds Transformative G$8 billion...

Jan 28, 2025

GOA says 2025 Sports Budget allocation demonstrates government commitment to sports sector

GOA says 2025 Sports Budget allocation...

Jan 28, 2025

Foreign Link Darts Club hosts successful Inaugural Tournament

Foreign Link Darts Club hosts successful...

Jan 28, 2025

Features/Columnists

Publisher’s Note

Freedom of speech is our core value at Kaieteur News. If the letter/e-mail you sent was not published, and you believe that its contents were not libellous, let us know, please contact us by phone or email.

Feel free to send us your comments and/or criticisms.
Contact: 624-6456; 225-8452; 225-8458; 225-8463; 225-8465; 225-8473 or 225-8491.
Or by Email: [email protected] / [email protected]

Weekend Cartoon

Bridge Watch

Demerara Harbour Bridge

> Berbice Bridge […]