Latest update November 23rd, 2024 1:00 AM

Guyana's largest selling daily and New York's most popular weekly

Latest News

Recognition!

Mar 21, 2021 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Kaieteur News – De Opposition writing to Rowley fuh complain how Prezzie nah wan talk with dem. Dem boys nah hear Prezzie complain how dem Opposition nah wan recognize he.
But is how yuh gan meet somebody wah yah nah recognize? And wah yuh want fuh meet de government about? Yuh do yuh thing and get expose and now yuh playing sanctimonious?
It nah wuk suh! Old people always seh, you gat to earn respect, not beg fuh it. And dem also seh dat if you nah respect another man, he nah gan respect you.
Recognition is not respect, but if yuh nah recognize somebody, den how dat person gan respect yuh. Dem got petition in front of de court challenging de elections. Dem boys want know if dem lose dah petition if dem gan recognize de Prezzie.
Dem lucky dem get vaccine. Dem claim de government illegal, but dem still accepting de vaccine. And dem still accepting parliamentary pay from de same government wah dem nah recognize.
It mek dem boys remember de middle-aged woman who had a heart attack and had a vision from God. “Will I die?” she asked. God tell she, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”
With 30 years to look forward to, she decided to mek de best of it. So since she deh in de hospital she decided fuh get breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips.
De day she get discharged, she walked across de road with swagger, and get knock down by an ambulance and died.
Up in heaven, she see God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complained.
“That’s true,” God said.
“So what happened?” she asked.
God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you!”
Talk half and nah wait fuh Rowley fuh reply!

Similar Articles

The Glenn Lall Show | November, 20th, 2024

Follow on Tik Tok @Glennlall

THE BLUNT OF THE DAY

Sports

No time for referendum before 2025 elections – GECOM CEO

No time for referendum before 2025 elections – GECOM CEO

Nov 23, 2024

Kaieteur News- No referendum can be held before the 2025 General and Regional Elections, Chief Elections Officer (CEO) Vishnu Persaud told reporters on Friday during a press conference at the...
Read More
Nandlall slaps ‘Melly Mel’ with $100M libel lawsuit

Nandlall slaps ‘Melly Mel’ with $100M libel...

Nov 23, 2024

Brutus now on $17.25M bail for 252 charges

Brutus now on $17.25M bail for 252 charges

Nov 23, 2024

Truck driver in deadly Sheriff St. accident on $500k bail

Truck driver in deadly Sheriff St. accident on...

Nov 23, 2024

Govt. now looking at joint venture agreements to curb rent-a-citizen scheme – Director of Local Content Secretariat

Govt. now looking at joint venture agreements to...

Nov 23, 2024

Diamond Mineral Water Indoor Hockey Festival returns for 19th edition

Diamond Mineral Water Indoor Hockey Festival...

Nov 23, 2024

Features/Columnists

Publisher’s Note

Freedom of speech is our core value at Kaieteur News. If the letter/e-mail you sent was not published, and you believe that its contents were not libellous, let us know, please contact us by phone or email.

Feel free to send us your comments and/or criticisms.
Contact: 624-6456; 225-8452; 225-8458; 225-8463; 225-8465; 225-8473 or 225-8491.
Or by Email: [email protected] / [email protected]

Weekend Cartoon

Bridge Watch

Demerara Harbour Bridge

> Berbice Bridge […]