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Kimberly getting a good ride

Feb 28, 2018 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Ever since dem boys start expose de skullduggery involving de top Cabinet Ministers and ExxonMobil is nuff madness tek over Guyana. People running mad every day all over de place.
Dem can’t come to grip wid de fact dat dem got so much wealth fuh live like de Arabians and all dem can get is a half loaf bread a day.
Yesterday, dem boys visit de hospital to tek a count fuh see how many gone in de asylum since dis thing start.
As dem walk in, dem hear a doctor talking to a man.
Doctor: – “What is dis?”
Mad Man: – “Dis is a book I write bout Exxon. It gat 500 pages.”
Doctor- “You write 500 pages?!… Woooooow, What you write bout?”
Mad man: “On the first page, I write Exxon come to Guyana riding a horse name Kimberly.
Dem ride she into de Atlantic.  And on the last page, I write hope Exxon reach de Ocean.”
Doctor:- “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?”
Mad Man:- “I write;
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
more oil, less bread
Doctor :- (surprise pun he face) “AND what’s dat????!!!!!”
Mad Man:- “Dat’s the sound of Kimberly blowing water, oil and gas.”
Doctor- “AND Who will read your story?”
Mad Man: “I will put it on WhatsApp and bet yuh last dollar dat Kimberly will read and answer.”
Talk half and shy yuh bread basket pun dem.

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