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Soulja Bai test Donald Trump
A man does feel strong when he deh in a crowd but nuff time he deh alone he does feel like a sheep. But dem got some man who gun tell everybody that it better to be a sheep that get beat up or kick about.
Guyana is one of dem country wheh de leaders thinking. Venezuela claiming a big piece of Guyana fuh de longest while. Poor Guyana ain’t even got proppa plane but Venezuela got fighter jets. That is why when Guyana want to talk fat it does wait till plenty people deh round then de words does flow.
Dem boys seh Soulja Bai go to de United Nations and talk bout how Venezuela is a bully. He push till he get de same United Nations to decide that by year end if de matter aint settle Guyana can go to court. Year end coming and is almost time to go to court.
De same time Trump decide to talk bad. He announce that Jerusalem is de capital of Israel and he want de rest of de world to side wid him. Dem have some countries that don’t have manners. Dem tell him wheh to get off. De matter reach a vote in de United Nations.
When Trump hear de vote coming up he tell people that if dem don’t vote wid him is no visa and no money, not that he does give plenty money. Dem boys seh Soulja Bai know that Trump might brace him if push come to shove wid Venezuela but he hear Venezuela gun vote against Trump suh right away Soulja Bai decide to vote wid Venezuela.
Old people does seh, Tom drunk, Tom ain’t stupid. Soulja Bai don’t drink. He then decide to tie bundle wid Brazil in case Venezuela ain’t tek bribe. He visit Brazil de same day dem vote in de UN.
Dem boys seh Soulja Bai had one more thing to do. He had to see how Great Britain voting.
But he watch dem sheep who he got as friends. Trinidad abstain, Jamaica abstain because dem got nuff Jamaicans in Uncle Sam who Trump waiting to deport. Antigua got off shore banking problems wid Uncle Sam suh dem shut dem mouth.
Dem boys want to know if balls in short supply.
Talk half and wait fuh Trump backlash.
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