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Don’t tek Soulja Bai fuh granted
When old man seh he gun pelt you he got brick in he hand. Dem boys find that out when de WPA seh it gun challenge Hap New because Hap New was keeping it out of de loop. D party had de brick because as soon as it talk Roopnaraine resign.
Right away dem had a big meeting. Soulja Bai cheer it. De man can talk sweet and dem boys now know how he ketch Sandra. De man call Roopnaraine and de next thing is Roopnaraine didn’t bother to resign although he write de letter.
People hear when Soulja Bai ask if he resign because he know that nobody can resign unless he seh suh. But that wasn’t de only thing that mek people know Soulja Bai does talk soft but he not soft. Bharrat decide to bully him by selecting a list that he think Soulja Bai got to pick one person. De list had a lot of Jagdeo friends. Soulja Bai reject it.
De story didn’t done deh. Soulja Bai set a trap and he got Jagdeo to prepare a second list. Soulja Bai reject that one too. Dem boys seh that Jagdeo should put he own name pun de list because Soulja Bai want him to be de GECOM chairman.
Contractors use to do kak wuk and laugh because dem know de government wouldn’t do nutten. Soulja Bai mek Kares build a proppa school at he own expense. And he do it simple. He mek Kares realize that he wouldn’t get another contract and he know if he don’t get no more contract all he equipment gun stall up.
De man fix de school so fast that people want to know how this can happen now when it couldn’t happen in de past.
Dem business people holler how de can’t get foreign currency. Soulja Bai tell dem that there is no shortage suh couple of dem decide to hoard de money.
Minutes later de money come out because Soulja Bai give a hint that he gun put measures in place to check who buying what and wid how much.
Is only Jagdeo still talking how Soulja Bai don’t know nutten but de man telling people that is only when de coalition come into power that Cubans coming to spend real money every week.
Talk half and don’t underestimate Soulja Bai.
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