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Apr 23, 2017 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem boys been out and had fun Friday at Palm Court. Dem dance up and had a good time. De next morning de Boss man seh, he hate partying wid sober people. “Those suckers remember everything.” And he do a lot of things he would want to not only forget but disappear.
Dem had some not working wives at de party and dem drink and had a good time more than dem man and dem husbands.
De boss man seh he watch dem and shake he head. He seh a man can wuk fuh ten years wid a wife who never tun a straw and still be happy.
But leh a woman wuk ten days. De whole world will know bout she not wukking husband who deh home lie down whole day.
Jagdeo use to do that same thing when he was president. He had Babbie going out and doing all de wuk and he lie down home playing wid heself.
He was always a person looking fuh an easy way to mek a dollar without doing nutten. That is why when he hear bout insurance he seh that is easy money. He don’t have to wuk so he buy life insurance and hope he get injury benefit. He insure he whole body, even de hair pun he head.
Dem boys hear he get a big payout after he lost all he hair pun he head. Friday he go to de insurance people and ask if he can collect pun ee penis.
De insurance man tell him that he got to go and read de fine print. He did go and read it and find out that Babbie can live happily ever after without him.
De fine print seh “In the event of early death you shall not collect any money but your pardner will get free service till death from our insurance men.”
Talk half and careful wid dem insurance people.

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