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Monopoly mek politicians tun thieves
This crop of politician, when dem did small dem use to play a game name monopoly. That game had nuff money. It had jail too. De game had a spot when you land pun it, it seh go straight to jail, “Do not pass Go”. And every time you pass go you use to collect a bright small piece.
Yesterday, dem boys hear about Bishop Ten Edghill when he was a pompous minister. He was on a plane sitting next to a cowboy from Texas. He was going to Miami to meet Brassington.
Dem boys hear after the plane tek off drink orders were taken from each passenger.
The cowboy who was sitting next to Ten Edghill asked for a whiskey and soda water, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked Ten Edghill if he would like a drink.
Ten Edghill tell de attendant, “I’d rather be raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips”.
The cowboy, when he hear that, immediately handed his drink back to the flight attendant and, with a huge smile on his face, said “Sorry ma’am, I didn’t know we had a choice”.
But if dem boys had a choice nuff of dem politicians, now and before, would never pass ‘Go’. Dem have to go straight to jail fuh de things dem did and doing to Guyana.
Imagine, to this day nobody can find de GTT money that dem use to pay over to de govt every year.
Dem boys want know how Brassington and Jagdeo ain’t got to jail yet. And dem boys deliberately use de word, ‘yet’ because dem certain Soulja Bai sending dem to jail. Is only time.
Talk half and keep you children from that game.
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