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Jagdeo full of s**t and ideas

Jun 25, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Doctors does advise dem boys not hold in dem fart because it does travel up people spine, into the brain, and that’s where sh**ty ideas come from. That is how Jagdeo had all dem sh**ty ideas.
De last one he had was de biggest one; that Donald Dumb was presidential material and that he can run Guyana although Donald heself know he couldn’t do it.
Another s**ty idea was that Labba Lip could throw mess in Freddy face and get away wid it. Jagdeo was so full of ideas that he lef Guyana in a lot of s**t. Although Soulja Bai clean up from top to bottom people could still smell Jagdeo.
It look like when you hold in you fart you does talk s**t too. Jagdeo stand up at a press conference and seh how Kaieteur News throw de grenade to kill Glenn.
He seh that Glenn Lall, Moses and Ramjattan plan that grenade attack. Dem boys could imagine how long Jagdeo hold in that fart to talk so much s**t.
Donald who ain’t got nutten to do, not only s**ting but also writing s**t daily in de newspaper.
There is another s**ty idea from Jagdeo that dem boys will never forget. That idea was when Jagdeo eat a lot of New Thriving food in the special room dem does provide for him.
De amount of pork ee eat chock ee stomach that he couldn’t belch or fart. That is how de General Secretary for de Pee Pee Pee, Clement de Goat Man, was born.
Is one thing these people had in common. All of dem had no brain so Jagdeo coulda control all of dem. Even now he trying to control Soulja Bai. He farting steady whether he at a press conference or he deh home.
Dem boys don’t know who was mad to mek this man Champion of de Earth when he should have been champion of de Fart.
Soulja Bai should tek warning and keep this man far.
Talk half and hope de coalition boys don’t eat wheh Jagdeo does eat.

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