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Georgetown end up wid hag in bag

Jun 21, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

People ketch three musketeers and a rat, not Bar Rat, in Mexico. Dem come back and realize dem cards get skin up and dem vex bad. Dem was de people who swallow de get rich quick syndrome from Jagdeo.
Imagine dem sign a contract then dem go to see de product. That was a clear case of buying pig in bag, except that this time dem get bush hag in bag, not Brassington. He is a city hag.
Dem adopt every inch of Jagdeo crookishness. When dem come back dem tell Guyana how dem not investing a cent but still getting 20 per cent on de deal. Dem seh dem nah see nutten wrang wid such a deal. Well, dem boys got a proposal fuh all of dem wha mekking Guyana buy de bush hag in bag.
Dem boys want space in all of dem house to mek rooms to do a shaat time business. It gun operate just like rent a meter. It gun be rent a room and you got to pay per hour but no peeping.
Dem boys saying that de musketeers and de rat don’t have to make any investment in this deal and they will get de same 20 per cent profit. What about this deal, council? What you seh Guyana?
Sunday was Father’s Day. In de run up to it was nuff deals but all had to do wid eating. Dem boys ain’t calling name because dem don’t like to talk people business.
Dem boys been out to eat Father’s Day. One order pork. When de pork come it hard, hard. De skin was like car tyre. Dem boys ask de waiter, “How old is this pig wha you bring here?”
De waiter seh “23 years.” He seh he start mind de pig from de time de PPP go in office. When de PPP get put out de man seh he start cooking all dem pig.
Is during de conversation dem boys realize that nuff of dem eating place don’t care a thing about dem fathers. Dem cook anything and anyhow and throw at dem fathers.
Dem boys promise de next time dem go to eat and end up wid a pig that taste like tyre, dem gun identify de eating house. Tek warning.
Talk half and wait fuh de Park King to eat

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