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L’il boys learn to thief from De Rat

May 17, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem people who got pickney and know bout values will tell you that when dem small, you got to teach dem right.You ent only got to watch what you talk around dem, but how you dress and how you does spend money and who you bring home to tek a drink.
If de pickney come out bad, is de parents get the blame.
Is the same thing deh seh about leaders. People sit and watch De Rat and he kavakamites full dem pocket and tek away three quarters of Guyana fuh demself. They did just waiting to tek de other piece. But is Soulja Bai put a spoke in dey wheel.
Dem come up wid all kinds of schemes on how to get rich, like de Berbice Bridge and de Barriatt.
Dem people sit down watch how dem tell the whole of Guyana how much love dem got fuh de country. All dat was bogus, but dem l’il boys and girls tek note and some of dem decide dem gone tek example from De Rat.
Imagine two of dem decide to rob two money changers in Berbice. Dem boys seh when De Rat was showing dem how to do it and get away, dem fall asleep at the getaway part. De two jokers now in jail.
Is like a couple of dem that decide to rob de casino. It was the perfect crime till de man wha stake out de place fuh weeks, run in the wrong direction…to de back door wha lock. He get ketch and now he talking about de school days wha he miss lessons pun direction.
That mek dem boys remember de story about when De Rat was a teacher.
One day he walk in de room and two boys, Clement and Winston, arguing.
“Why y’all arguing?” De Rat ask.
Clement seh that he find a 10-dollar bill and had decided to give it to whoever tell the biggest lie.
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” De Rat seh. “When I was y’all age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
Clement and Winston give the ten dollars each to De Rat.
Talk half and don’t dare to fall asleep when De Rat teaching scampishness.

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