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Who is de real boss? Soulja Bai or Joe Humbo?

Mar 31, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Under de Pee Pee Pee dem had people who were prostitutes. Dem would do anything fuh a dollar. De govt. change and dem prostitutes tun stylish whores.
Dem boys seh some man don’t even recognize a whore from a prostitute. Once de woman look good de man does hold on pun anything, especially if he ain’t good looking. And is more action when dem got dem eye pun a certain  man, especially if he is a big one—and Guyana got nuff big boys.
Everybody know when a woman going out with she new found man. She does put on she best. Down to she underwear does be smelling sweet. She does make up she face with lipstick, eye shadow and powder, and colour up with rouge.
Is after dem settle in at de club or night spot, and dance a song or two, the make-up does start falling off she face. Is then dem boys seh, de man does get to see the real whores under the make-up.
Dem boys hear a set of dem been to China wid Li’l Joe. BK had on a set of powder, Bai Shan had on eye shadow and Rong On lip thick wid lipstick. Larrie from England had on rouche and a T-back.
From de time dem step off de plane everybody name change. Li’l Joe become Joe Humbo; BK became Bai King; Bai Shan tun Kum Shan and Rong On tun Right On. Larrie tun a Pum Pum.
Dese people could do no wrang under de Pee Pee Pee. All of dem get massive lands and huge contracts. They were de untouchables. WikiLeaks was one who seh suh.
Joe Humbo was one de main speaker against de lawlessness that was going on between dem chaps. When de govt change, de world believe that people woulda never hear dem names again. Instead, de names get bigger.
Dem boys hear that Bai Shan done get approval to ship de rest of de forest to China.  He get back all he concessions and he can operate freely.
As fuh de RongOn, who get export licence fuh oil even before it come out de ground, he can ship out gold and diamond, without paying royalty.
Bai King, de Business King, will be de in-between man who will decide wid Joe Humbo who get what contract.
Dem boys arrive at this conclusion because of what has been de new talks in de coalition.  Dem boys hear Joe Humbo is Soulja Bai boss.
Dem boys hear he stop SARU and GRA people from clamping down pun Bai Shan although Soulja Bai send de people fuh do dem wuk. Water mo’ dan corn flour!
Talk half and find out who is de real boss.

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