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Dem boys seh… Jail sentence stiff and people begging Soulja Bai

Mar 24, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Some judge sharing out jail sentence like when a shopkeeper sharing out candy. All who use to get five and six year, getting 25 and 30. Dem judge seh that de long sentence is to give de criminals time to think bout de wrong thing dem do and to correct dem mistake.
When de first judge start to hand down de big sentence dem who been pun remand send message that dem don’t want to go before that judge. If dem couldn’t get de other one dem gun wait till next time. Well all dem judges handing down big sentence.
That suppose to keep other people from heading to jail but dem boys want to know wha happen to dem who deh pun edge because Soulja Bai finding nuff things that dem crooks do.
But dem same crook tun up to play Phagwah wid Soulja Bai on Phagwah Day. All of dem meet up at de Indian Cultural Centre wid dem abeer and abrack. Sam went fuh de food. De session is when everybody got to put powder and abeer pun everybody else.
Soulja Bai put pun Donald and he lef out Jagdeo. Then Sam put pun Anil and all of dem look like if all was friends. That was when dem boys hear Jagdeo whisper to Soulja Bai that since dem is friends he shouldn’t worry wid de jail thing. Soulja Bai tell him that he got to talk to Rum Jattan.
Anil stand back because he know that once is court he can’t tek money from he colleagues which mean that he got to defend dem fuh free. And everybody know how he like money.
De function always without alcohol. At first dem boys couldn’t understand why people use to lef as soon as de food share.
Is when dem see couple people suddenly hanging round Donald car and dem see de trunk open that dem know wha really happen. Donald got a fridge in he car. That fridge was a gift from a businessman.
Nuff others got gifts too. Some get chair set wid music; some get a whole house and some get two container of things from America plus a chandelier from China. And these is things that dem never declare.
Talk half and wait fuh de next holiday.

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