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Monkey see, monkey do

Mar 22, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

There is a saying that you can’t control de wind but you can adjust your sail. Is de same thing wid politicians; people know dem can’t control dem but you can keep dem in check. You can expose when dem thief.
A few days ago dem boys find out that Donald Dumb best friend get 35 acres in house lots. De whole country know that Donald Dumb ain’t suh smart. Something had to happen.
Den dem boys hear, yesterday, that Donald Dumb did see a document which show Ali Baba Jagdeo give away to ee best friend 28 acre in house plots in Providence. But de land ain’t deh in de best friend name. It deh in one of Babbie workers name.
Donald Dumb seh that if Ali Baba Jagdeo can give he friend 28 acres, he can give he friend 35, seven more. Was a case of monkey see, monkey do.
Dem boys intend to do dem own forensic audit to find out wha more de two scamps give away that belong to de people of this country.
Dem boys certain that in dem forensic audits dem gun ketch one-one of Soulja Bai people inside. De way how some of Soulja Bai people behaving dem had to be waiting just to get inside de government.  And from de time dem get in dem start mekking deals wid some of de very people  who been in deh and who was mekking deals wid Ali Baba Jagdeo and ee 40 thieves.
Dem boys believe that Soulja Bai is a good man but he got some scamp closing in pun him. One ah dem allow Brassington to get away; another one does go and meet Brassington steady in Florida cutting deals.
Soulja Bai should go pun de ground and talk to people. Dem vex wid him fuh being so slow. One year done and he can’t do nutten bout de airwaves. And while he pussyfooting de very people using de same airwaves fuh tell de nation how he, Soulja Bai, is a damn scamp. Dem using dem same radio to tell people how dem win, and how dem win big.
Soulja Bai better act fast or people gun link him wid Donald Dumb and de two of dem gun be known as Dumb and Dumber.
Talk half and wait fuh see if Soulja Bai gun behave more stupid than Donald.

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